James Ellroy

"We're gonna shoot a movie," said Keith. Keith laughed.
Keith wore a polka dot bowtie. Keith wore a porkpie hat. Keith wore a tin badge that said "super stud." Keith had a large caliber weapon in his pants. Oh yeah.

The Puerto Rican cooze wore stiletto heels and a frilly cheerleader skirt. The Puerto Rican cooze had assets. The Puerto Rican cooze had a scar on her neck that drove Keith nuts. The Puerto Rican cooze was all over Keith. "Ooooh, Señor Keith she moaned. "Oooh."

Keith slapped her a couple times. "Wait for the director to arrive, honey." The cooze shrugged. The cooze sparked a reefer and got loooooooow.

Oh shit: there's Big Howard. Big Howard walking in wearing a two thousand dollar white tailored suit. Big Howard H'd the fuck up. Big Howard in outta space. 

"Shoooot it," said Big Howard. "Shooot this fucker."

The crew shot the fucker. The crew got all the angles. 

Big Howard nodded off in the director's chair.

Keith went back to his trailer. Keith made a martini. Keith kicked back.
Someone knocked on Keith's door. Keith said come on in.

The Puerto Rican cooze walked in. The cooze smiled big. "Señor Keith?" she said. "I come to see you...?"

Keith said to sit down on the couch. Keith made another drink. "What can I do for you, honey?" Keith said.

"Is a shame," said the cooze.

"What, honey?"

"Is a shame. Such a... man. Such a man." The cooze stroked Keith's leg.

Keith saw the knife. Keith's eyes got big. Keith's balls ascended. Keith thought, oh shit. "You kill my husband, Señor Keith!" hissed the cooze. 

Keith felt the knife in his throat. Keith dropped the martini. Keith tried to fucking scream.

irritant
20 JAN. 2011 | 1:27 AM CST
Keith went back to his trailer. Keith made a martini. Keith kicked back.
Someone knocked on Keith's door. Keith said come on in.

The Puerto Rican cooze walked in. The cooze smiled big. "Señor Keith?" she said. "I come to see you...?"

Keith said to sit down on the couch. Keith made another drink. "What can I do for you, honey?" Keith said.

"Is a shame," said the cooze.

"What, honey?"

"Is a shame. Such a... man. Such a man." The cooze stroked Keith's leg.

Keith saw the knife. Keith's eyes got big. Keith's balls ascended. Keith thought, oh shit. "You kill my husband, Señor Keith!" hissed the cooze. 

Keith felt the knife in his throat. Keith dropped the martini. Keith tried to fucking scream.

irritant
20 JAN. 2011 | 1:27 AM CST
Dig it: Keith's dead on the floor.

Oh shit, thinks Big Howard. Big Howard ties off. Big Howard shoots 600 mg of Chinese heroin into his ass. Big Howard thinks, Who the fuck is gonna be in the movie now?