Saturday, November 27, 2010

Bill Cosby - Noah: Excerpt

Noah 
   by Bill Cosby

There's fella by the name of Noah
Built an ark
Everybody knows he built an ark.
You see
What Noah do? Well he built an ark
But very few people know about 
The conversation that went on between the Lord and Noah
You see Noah was in his rec. room
Sawing away, he was making a few things for the home there.
He was a good carpenter


Noah!

Somebody call?

Noah!

Who is that?
It's the Lord, Noah.

Right!

Where are ya?
What you want? I've been good.

I want you to build an Ark.

Right!
Whats an Ark?

Get some wood build it
300 cubits by 80 cubits by 40 cubits.

Right!
Whats a cubit?


Lets see a cubit...I used to know what a cubit was
Well don't worry about that Noah
When you get that done 
Go out into the world and
Collect all of the animals in the world by twos
Male and female, and put them into the ark.

Right!
Who is this really?
What's going on?
How come you want me to do all these weird things?

I'm going to destory the world

Right!
Am I on Candid Camera?
How you gonna do it?

I'm gonna make it rain for a thousand days and drown 'em right out.

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