Thursday, November 25, 2010

JONAH ROLLS A JOINT

So he travelled for twenty-two days and fifteen minutes
and came to a great cathedral-like group of trees,
liftin' their glorious arms up to heaven in supplication of the master.
And down at the bottom of these giant sequoias
Jonah saw growing a strange green vine.
And he said, just like Brigham Young,
(foot stomp) "This is it!!"
And he sat down beside it and he observed of it.
And he admired of it.
And he plucked from it.
And he rolled of it.
And he selected of it.
And he swung of it.
And he said, "Where is that full pool The Lord wanted me to dig?
Look out, here come Jonah and he ready as the day is long!"
NNNNNnnnnn - BOOM!
He cut a gigantic V right through the breast of the waves.
And suddenly fatigue hit Jonah in the back of his soul



and he lay his great body back in the water.
And he lulling in the waves and Morpheus was goofin' on his eyebrows.
And sleep came to Jonah.

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