Non factual statements

After lampooning Kyl's comments on his show, Colbert took to Twitter with string of non-factual statements about Kyl. Other Twitter users followed suit, and a hilarious meme was born with the hashtag #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement. 

Here are Colbert's 10 best non-factual statements about Jon Kyl: 

1. Jon Kyl holds the Guinness World Record for "Largest Collection of Penis Enlargers." 

2. In 2009, Jon Kyl lost $380,000 wagering on dwarf tossing. 

3. Jon Kyl calls the underside of his Senate seat: "The Booger Graveyard." 

4. Jon Kyl has the world's most extensive catalogue of snuff films. 

5. Jon Kyl can unhinge his jaw like a python to swallow small rodents whole. 

6. Jon Kyl calls all Asians "Neil" no matter what their name is. 

7. Jon Kyl let a game-winning ground ball roll through his legs in Game 6 of the '86 World Series. 

8. Jon Kyl developed his own line of hair care products just so he could test them on bunnies. 

9. Once a year, Jon Kyl retreats to the Arizona Desert and deposits 2 million egg sacs under the sand. 

10. Jon Kyl is one of Gaddafi's sexy female ninja guards.